Call the scientists, it’s a proven fact! @_trixietorres is human!
Wet Feet #petpeeve
It’s about time Fall came around.
Also, happy Guy Fawkes Day.
Today is grad-photo day, also known as “Smile for Grandma” day.
You’d know a thing or two about being green, @drunkenirishboi. It’s a magical creation.
Rainy night in Georgia.
Someone’s new to Twitter… can you guess who it is?
My student planner is so useful. I killed a bee with it.
my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
It’s a weird day when you come home to a block party, then walk inside to see your dad playing Wii and pudding in the fridge.
Unwillingly making my way to the dancefloor with a kind old lady, she grabs my hips, atempting to get me to dance more fluidly.
Some people take their hotdogs very seriously.
“Where dem girls at?”
is happy to serve you corndogs at the PNE; currently employed, currently joyed!
Lone mall rat searching for food, free samples, and love.
Was just physically assaulted by a crow. CALL PETA!
Chasing little brother Daniel around mall. Old lady smiles and tells him “you should stay with your dad!” FML