The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

Why I’ll miss Carver Bathrooms. (Taken with Instagram)

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 07:10:40 -0700

Why I’ll miss Carver Bathrooms. (Taken with Instagram)

Thanks @anntanyashair! Call the scientists, it’s a proven fact! @_trixietorres is...

Tue, 15 Nov 2011 05:56:53 -0800

Thanks @anntanyashair!
Call the scientists, it’s a proven fact! @_trixietorres is human!
@judahmichael

11:11.11, 11/11/11

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:51:28 -0800

11:11.11, 11/11/11

But here is a picture of what the moon did look like! @venusrawrs http://t.co/Bwi9kcZR

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 14:07:10 -0800

But here is a picture of what the moon did look like! @venusrawrs http://t.co/Bwi9kcZR

Wet Feet #petpeeve

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 04:11:09 -0800

Wet Feet #petpeeve

It’s about time Fall came around. Also, happy Guy Fawkes Day.

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 05:41:09 -0800

It’s about time Fall came around.
Also, happy Guy Fawkes Day.

Today is grad-photo day, also known as “Smile for Grandma” day.

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 00:31:40 -0700

Today is grad-photo day, also known as “Smile for Grandma” day.

You’d know a thing or two about being green, @drunkenirishboi. It’s a magical creation.

Mon, 03 Oct 2011 11:33:33 -0700

You’d know a thing or two about being green, @drunkenirishboi. It’s a magical creation.

Rainy night in Georgia.

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 08:20:06 -0700

Rainy night in Georgia.

Someone’s new to Twitter… can you guess who it is? @judahmichael

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 05:16:20 -0700

Someone’s new to Twitter… can you guess who it is?
@judahmichael

My student planner is so useful. I killed a bee with it.

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 03:30:18 -0700

My student planner is so useful. I killed a bee with it.

my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 09:58:59 -0700

my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard

It’s a weird day when you come home to a block party, then walk inside to see your dad playing...

Sat, 17 Sep 2011 08:21:24 -0700

It’s a weird day when you come home to a block party, then walk inside to see your dad playing Wii and pudding in the fridge.

Unwillingly making my way to the dancefloor with a kind old lady, she grabs my hips, atempting to...

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 05:38:35 -0700

Unwillingly making my way to the dancefloor with a kind old lady, she grabs my hips, atempting to get me to dance more fluidly.

Some people take their hotdogs very seriously.

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 16:39:40 -0700

Some people take their hotdogs very seriously.

“Where dem girls at?”

Tue, 23 Aug 2011 14:54:07 -0700

“Where dem girls at?”

is happy to serve you corndogs at the PNE; currently employed, currently joyed!

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 10:57:29 -0700

is happy to serve you corndogs at the PNE; currently employed, currently joyed!

Lone mall rat searching for food, free samples, and love.

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 01:19:49 -0700

Lone mall rat searching for food, free samples, and love.

Was just physically assaulted by a crow. CALL PETA!

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 18:59:25 -0700

Was just physically assaulted by a crow. CALL PETA!

Chasing little brother Daniel around mall. Old lady smiles and tells him “you should stay with...

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 14:40:25 -0700

Chasing little brother Daniel around mall. Old lady smiles and tells him “you should stay with your dad!” FML